And you know who's NEVER an asshole? Canadians. They're NICE. TOO nice.
But we aren't too humble to celebrate all that makes them awesome - poutine, maple syrup, and a truly peculiar pronunciation of words with the letter "o". (Seriously. Listen to a Canadian say "sorry". It's ADORABLE.)
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ALL ORIGINALS: A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)
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